I could have mohawked her pubes.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
