Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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