If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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