she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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