so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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