That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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