would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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