i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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