Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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