Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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