do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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