I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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