About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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