I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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