My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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