Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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