he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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