Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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