quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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