Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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