How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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