Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
