ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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