Having a random hookup so left but love u
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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