I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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