I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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