I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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