its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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