guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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