We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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