theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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