You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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