After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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