So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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