I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
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I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I woke up under a house in Key West
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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