They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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