I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
