We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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