i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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