Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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