Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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