What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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