I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Randomize
