Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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