North Korea, Best Korea!
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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