The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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