dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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