There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
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