idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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