For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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