talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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