Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Damn victory sex feels great
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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