If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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