Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
17 year olds will be the death of me.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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