Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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